January 2012
harmonyinheartbeats:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lifes are out celebrating
Don't forget, you guys! Make resolutions that are...
Don’t aim too high, it may only lead to frustration and dismay when you realize that you can’t do it.
Keep it realistic and have a Happy New Year! :)
amyallyson:
I just want to say thank you for this past year to everyone on Tumblr who has become my good friend and thank you to those of you who messaged me nice things to make me smile when I had been crying all day. Thank you for your encouraging words, advice, kindness and most of all your friendship. I hope your new years are filled with love and happiness, you all deserve it.
December 2011
teacher: where's your homework
me: why are you so obsessed with me
Be safe tonight.
shit-i-hate:
supjerbear:
To all you party-goers tonight, even if you won’t be drinking or driving, please be safe. There are bound to be lots of drunk drivers doing stupid shit. Also just stay inside the house and don’t go anywhere if you plan on drinking. Stay the night if you must. Just be aware and don’t pay the consequences even if you think you’re “good to go.” The last thing I want to...
I like big blunts & I cannot lie. You other...
maengun:
can we just revisit kylie’s url for a sec
quesadildo
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dat dildo
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
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you guys i’m actually going to have a new year kiss for the first time
stupidhead:
a great new birth control called my face
coagulates:
Why does everyone think the beginning of a new year will give them super powers to turn their lives around
mrskarp:
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
princewilliamofwales:
can carishma and her stupid song please leave my tv alone
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
if amber doesn’t bring us bacon when she comes back downstairs i’m unfollowing our friendship
